Everyone has his/her own comments and way of talking about life before and after marriage. 
If you check my Orkut Profile, the status says “Married life? So far So good.. u need to marry to understand tat its a BLISS”. Well you may understand from that I’m “Happily married”
Well, to the other side of it, here’s how I compare life before and after marriage when I talk with my wife
Weekdays
Offshore Before Marriage:
- Get up by 9, get ready by 10, Speed (@ 70 kmph) in 50 mins to EC4 to reach by 1115 hrs
- Call mom once or twice during the day
- Do your work
- Leave office by 2100 or 2130 to reach home by 2145 or 22:10 speeding again @ 70 kmph
Offshore after Marriage:
- Get up @ 7, get ready by 9, Cruise (@ 40 kmph) in 90 mins to EC4 to reach office by 1045 or 1100 hrs
- Call up wife once
- Have Lunch
- Call up mom once
- Call up wife 10 times
- Do your work
- Leave office by 2000 (sharp) Cruise (@ 40kmph) in 75 mins to reach home by 21:15
Onshore before Marriage:
- Share Accommodation of a fully furnished apartment with a fellow Indian (may/maynot be ur colleague)
- Get up @ 7, get ready by073, walk to office by 0815
- Call up mom once a day
- Have lunch
- Do ur work
- Leave office by sharp 1700, walk home by 1740, talk to mom, put fiancee to sleep and its still 2000 hrs
- Go out for grocery etc shopping
Onshore After Marriage:
- Rent an unfurnished apartment for a couple
- Furnish the House with what u have got from India and buy everything else needed
- Get up @ 7, get ready by 8 and reach office by 0830 or 0845 (sometimes)
- Have Breakfast @ office
- Call up mom once a day
- Have lunch
- Do ur work
- Leave office by 1645 to get to home by 1715, talk to mom and u have all the time with ur wife to help her in cooking
Weekends
Offshore before Marriage
- Party with Friends
Offshore after Marriage
- Go out with mom and wife
- Give false hopes of meeting friends
Onshore before Marriage
- Party with friends
- Germany/France/Amsterdam/Spain was jut a 1 hr journey and just 40 euros
- You could spend the night in the Airport sipping Italian Cappuccino and Quick Potato chips
Onshore After Marriage
- Go shopping with your wife for groceries
- Germany/France/Amsterdam/Spain will now cost you a total 300 Euros (train + hotel)
- You end up taking a short bus tour to the neighboring state (200 kms away)
None the less, she too has a similar set of “before and after marriage” which we exchange to time pass the weekends :( and make fun that there is a one more set of “before and after kid(s)” that we will have to exchange in the future. Say to each other that we must make sure we enjoy our life “before kid(s)” so that we would pleasantly exchange the thoughts similarly later
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