Common Sardar jokes.. I jus love them

What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?Sardarji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.

*****Sardar bought a new mobile. He called everyone from his Phone Book & said "My Mobile No. has changed .. Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610"

*****Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical CollegeBanta : Really, what is he studingSanta : No is not studying, they are Studying him.

******Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes alove letter to her: "I luv u sister."

*****Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?Santa: Very long!

*****Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.Santa: I think I'll take the money.

*****Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.

*****Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons.1day a pigeon reaches Banta without message.Angry Banta calls Santa!Santa: Oye, this was a missed call

*****Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?A: Because it was an entrance exam.

*****Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.Banta: He probably got a lot of applause when he got out.Santa: I didn't say he got out.

*****Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe aman dies?"Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?